10 Things I Hate Only Slightly LESS Than Credit Card Companies

1. People who say "brah"

2. Nail fungus

3. Oil companies

4. Hitler

5. People in parking lots that think I'm there to listen to their crappy loud music out of their car stereo

6. Taggers

7. The asshole that smokes outside my apartment

8. People (and I use that term charitably) that litter

9. Cancer

10. Dick Cheney